Andrea Rau …

Jenna Bodnar …

So, George Clooney is no longer single. Alas, the eternal bachelor is giving it another go-round with yet another gorgeous brunette. Sorry blondies!

This guy is clearly attracted to chestnut locked lovelies. Italian-born, Elisabetta Canalis has captured his eye for the moment. Interestingly enough, all George’s girls are also of the fuller lip league. So, is it really the hair, or is it the pucker?

And for that matter, is it only George?—I mean look at the women of the moment….Megan Fox rocks a full mouth, so does Kim Kardashian and thin-lipped blonde, Tara Reid is totally OUT!

Restylane, Juvederm, Evolence…pick your filler girls and combine it with a henna rinse and YOU could nab a “sworn to be single forever” movie-star too!!!!

Joanna Krupa, Kathy Ireland and….Tom DeLay??—Seriously?…which ABC exec thought that America wanted to see HIM shake his booty on the dance floor?

Joanna’s juvederm lips and mane-like hair are an equal match to Kathy Ireland’s natural beauty. Even Donny Osmond has a fan group of “wanna watch him dance” tv viewers.

But dance and Tom DeLay?—together in the same sentence?—I don’t know where to begin..or end.

I saw a comment on my facebook…”So, Tom DeLay can dance?” …”nope” I replied.

Luscious lashes are a sign of youth and vitality just like shiny hair! Brooke Shields grows her own with Latisse. Christy Turlington likes her lashes to vibrate. Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria and Drew Barrymore all swear by their drug store mascara. But does anybody really look better with longer lashes? Uh…..YES!!!

Girl, open up those eyes and flutter—there are so many ways to enhance the eyelash these days-if you’re not on the train to longer, thicker lashes then you are simply not on trend!

They’re the lines on the side of the nose that form when the rest of the face has been overly botoxed for long periods of time. In other words, the rest of the face doesn’t move, so when you smile, the nose wrinkles. Besides sunscreen, anti-wrinkle creams and a slightly smaller dose of botox, what can be done? –

You guessed it…..BOTOX!!!—Injecting botox in the bunny lines is a common yet “not talked about” procedure. So, take gander in the mirror and smile a big smile!—If you’re nose is forming bugs bunny whiskers…..add it to your beauty maintenance routine!!!

You’ll thank me!

Michael Jackson thrilled us with his nose jobs!—Who’s gonna tell Lady Gaga that she needs one? Seriously!—Costume stores are selling out of nose prosthetics as trick or treaters everywhere search out their best Lady Gaga face!…Does this tell you something?—Look at Ashley Simpson…her face made a total 180 in the boring to beauty road and so did her career. We’re gaga for Gaga, but Lady….ever hear of rhinoplasty??

And if you don’t wanna go there….Radiesse and Artefill can fill out that bump and bridge the gap from bland to beautificated nasalocity with nothin’ but a needle!!—

Trick or Treat!!!!